A Pain in the Neck
Thank goodness the Welsh Assembly has had the compassion and good sense to ban electric dog training collars but many people will have been unaware that these things are in operation and legal in the first place.
Why have the Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to animals, not been lobbying the Government, campaigning, highlighting their existence in the press and doing every thing in their power to outlaw them rather than the feeble ‘warm welcome’ that they have given to the news and a feeble ‘calling to the Government in England to extend the ban here?’
The collars deliver a painful shock, in the neck, to a dog who misbehaves despite the fact that dogs don’t deliberately do wrong. Those that are using them ought to try them and see how they feel if they get a pain in the neck every time they make a mistake, swear or annoy anybody.
Politicians should wear them and get a shock every time they don’t give a straight answer to a question.
Football shirts could have one sewn into the neck, which gives a nasty shock every time the wearer’s behaviour edges towards hooliganism.
Z list stars would have to wear one to get their picture taken, but also get a shock when the camera goes off. This will stop them wanting too much publicity and the public from seeing too much of them.
Pub goers who have had enough could be shocked into leaving and drunks could be shocked before they get to the stage that they pass out.
They could be incorporated as part of a seat belt and automatically deliver a shock Collars every time somebody exceeded the speed limit, jumped a red light or parked illegally.
Instead of tagging criminals, just fit them with a shock collar to control them.
Vicars’ dog collars could have the shock facility to cut the sermon down to size
In fact rather than extending the ban for electric dog collars to the whole of
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