I watched ‘Trinny and Susannah Undress the Nation,’ the other day. They were looking at the female body shape and identified 12 types; including lollipop and brick. They carted one hundred women to the Long Man at Wilmington. The Long Man is a giant male figure cut in chalk on Windover Hill, in East Sussex. There are many theories around his/its existence. Some believe he was a war god, some an ancient fertility symbol, while others a religious figure. Some think that he did originally have his full manhood but the prudish Victorians disposed of it.

The women, dressed in white boiler suits, lay head to foot along the lines of the Long Man and altered his body shape, adding pigtails, breasts and hips, and moving to demonstrate different female body types.

It turned into a typically British farce when twenty-two pagans gathered to protest during filming, because they believe that the site is sacred.

The group formed a circle and chanted, and the eerie wailing could be heard in the background while the cameras rolled - hilarious. It was like the mystics from the old 80’s film Dark Crystal. Even funnier was when Trinny gave one of the druids some fashion advice – to wear a wider belt with his robe.