Cat Control
I think due to the problems with the Government that there is a sinister plan taking place whereby cats are taking over the country.
see Shhh, the Kittens are nappping http://littleredboat.co.uk/?p=2785.
I have noticed an incredible amount of usually well-balanced people suddenly developing an urge to get a cat (3 this week, 2 last week..)
Once they go ahead they either decide to get two, or they don’t get them spayed in time or get an already pregnant cat and end up with kittens which they don’t have the heart to re-home. I know 5 different families/individuals with between 3 and 7 cats. Now if everyone else knows one or two people with cats…they are infiltrating every home.
Bearing in mind the well-known saying that dogs have owners but cats have servants, it’s not computers but cats that will be running the country and most people won’t notice it happening because they’ll be so busy running around serving their cats. Still cats running the country will probably be an improvement!

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