The British are romantic but shy with it so you get the strange combination of reticence and romance or a romantic gesture with a nerdy or cheesy twist.

A bronzed Adonis with a six pack who wears sandals and socks.

A supermarket bouquet with the (special offer) price left on

Chocolates in a slightly squashed box.

An E-Valentine that you can tell has been sent to more than one recipient.

A surprise meal out, in Pizza Hut.

A beautiful sexy female admirer with a horsey laugh.

A bunch of carnations.

A present of sexy underwear (for her) two sizes too big.

A cuddly teddy in bright blue or pink

A printed love letter

A mini teddy, mug or key ring with ‘My Valentine’ followed by your name (misspelt.)

A present of socks with hearts on.

A tiny Valentine cake with icing that will break your teeth.

Pink valentine condoms