Prepare ye for a perilous, wearisome journey with battling drivers, as everyone ‘gets away’ for a break and then ‘goes home’ a couple of days later, exhausted after planning, packing, travelling and cramming in days out - only to find they are mingling with hoards of others who had the same idea.

Prepare ye also for the supermarket store where shelves will be stripped by those preparing for the four day seige, queues will stretch endlessly, and the last of the cheap Easter Eggs will be bought up by the person in front of you, leaving you with a choice of little cream eggs or the most expensive costing quadruple the amount you planned to spend.

Prepare ye also for an Easter meal of happy families, long walks, board games, boring television programmes, squabbles and too much chocolate.

Prepare ye to return to work, shattered.