Forget to say please or thank you every time you are given anything (even a bill!)

Refuse to talk about the weather.

Mildly disagree with them.

Jump a queue.

Keep saying ‘after you’  rather than going through the door that’s been opened.

Offer postive ideas and solutions to everything they moan about.

Ban the colours beige and magnolia.

Weep loudly in public.

Admit that you hate animals, especially dogs and cats.

Praise the current Government.

Act happy in a post office

It’s snowing hard outside. A bit unseasonal but snow is always magical especially now it is falling down on the blossom trees and primroses.

We have it so rarely that everyone feels a tad excited about it, without wanting to admit it.

We quite like disrupted trafffic, being unable to get into work and schools closing and would not want to be so used to it that everything continued as normal.

It’s a great excuse to have a good moan about something we are actually enjoying and when it stops and the fallen snow turns to slush we wish it would last longer while telling each other ‘thank goodness we can get back to normal.’