How to Annoy a Brit
Forget to say please or thank you every time you are given anything (even a bill!)
Refuse to talk about the weather.
Mildly disagree with them.
Jump a queue.
Keep saying ‘after you’ rather than going through the door that’s been opened.
Offer postive ideas and solutions to everything they moan about.
Ban the colours beige and magnolia.
Weep loudly in public.
Admit that you hate animals, especially dogs and cats.
Praise the current Government.
Act happy in a post office
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